Sunday, November 17, 2013

Quote of the Day


A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
-Ivern Ball

Thursday, October 3, 2013

"Oy!!!"


When I was in my lab a heard a strange knocking noise in the back. I turned around to find that a boy-like raccoon thing had somehow gotten in. I ran to get my camera to take a photograph of the boy like beast. When I hit the button a blinding flash erupted out of the camera and I yelled "Oy!!!" it turns out I had taken a picture of myself.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Periodic Tables

 The Periodic Table of Muppets
 The Periodic Table of Middle Earth
 The Periodic Table of Harry Potter Characters
The Periodic Table of Pirates
The Periodic Table of Controllers
The Periodic Table of Cheeses

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Box Trolls

You have to see this movie! Laika stop-motion. It'll be great

I'm Scared

The Raccoons are growing restless. They say something is moving in the background and they say he is growing stronger. The only person we can depend on now is Little Foot. He is the one who will save us or destroy us.


Wednesday, June 5, 2013

from Foxy

Hello, hope you haven't forgotten about me. I'm still hanging about the woods. I hope to see you in the sitting room so someone can play me in a game of chess or have a cup of tea and chat.


Tuesday, June 4, 2013

The 397 Book Review: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling

This book is awesome! Here at the 397 we only review the best books, which is why they are all 5 out of 5 stars! Harry Potter's life is miserable. He lives with his Aunt, Uncle, and Cousin who are awful. But then when letters from no one start showing up things start getting weird and Harry learns he is a wizard. He must go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. "Yer a wizard Harry."

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Quidditch

It has come to our attention hear at the 397 that Quidditch is a real sport!

Click this link for more details

http://www.internationalquidditch.org/


Friday, May 17, 2013

Follow up on "A Story from Raccoon"

Hi Guys

Here is the story from Raccoon, but with some annotations


There is a little boy with little feet who wanders this time of nightª
He has little feet, and raccoon ears like us but he is not one of us

He is kind to all creatures and repairs bird nests and beaver damsº
We like him and he likes us.

We call him "Coon Ears"

ªOf course raccoons are nocturnal so this story takes place at night. Receiving more information from Raccoon he told us that his Gran used to tell him this story before he went to sleep during the day. Now  with the 397 showing up he has grown accustomed to sleeping through the night, thanks to a lot of coffee.

ºIn this story "Little Foot" is a repairer of dwellings so maybe the forest creatures hailed him as a sort of savior. That is of course if indeed we are interpreting this "Coon Ears" fellow as "Little Foot"

With more research and Raccoinise translate,
The 397 team (and some raccoons we met in the woods)


A Story from Raccoon

Hey guys this is an ancient story roughly translated for Raccoinise

There is a little boy with little feet who wanders this time of night
He has little feet, and raccoon ears like us but he is not one of us (sorry for this kind of awkward grammar as I said "roughly translated")
He is kind to all creatures and repairs bird nests and beaver dams
We like him and he likes us.

We call him "Coon Ears"

From, Raccoon


Monday, May 13, 2013

You are cordially invited...


"Field Mouse found dead in field"
Dear friends of Cafe Marcas.  A funeral will be held for our dear friend, Morris-the-Mouse at Chez Chèvre.  Morris was loved by everyone at Cafe including his cousin Ryan and Cedric.  Morris-the-mouse was a skilled athlete, accomplished swimmer, and an expert in the under-ground tunnels in Tam Valley.  It is believed that either an orange cat known as Banjo, or a Red-Tailed-Hawk known as Phelix acted upon instinct.
 
God rest his whiskers.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

It has happened again.

Dear 397 Editor and team: Just spotted a possible little foot on Lucas Valley Road near Big Rock this morning at 8:35 am. Photo to follow

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

You have Mail!

Hey 397'ers, we want your stuff on the 397! So if you could put your put an original story in the comments area we will pt your story on the blog. If you would like to inform us on a real life encounter with Little Foot please specify that that is what you are writing about.


Thanks! From the 397 team


Where the Wild Things Are edited to Breezeblocks by Alt-J



Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Rock houses, Iceland


Lion Mountain Cam

Recently there has been a number of reports of Mountain Lion sightings in Marin County.  (See photo attached).  On concern that these animals might contaminate the Watershed, MMWD decided to contract a wild-life photographer to setup remote cameras along the hillsides above Cascade Resevoir.  These systems are video surveillance recorders that are triggered by infra-red sensors.  Anytime there is movement by a living creature, the camera system turns on and records.  Looks like the cameras got more than just images of Mountain Lions





Monday, April 29, 2013

Stay in the Boat by Chich




Stay In The Boat

'Tis the law of the jaw
such a bite with might 
will fill you with fright 
Oh, a piranha's delight!

If you see something stare
but a true evil glare
your chances are slim
yes, in fact, pretty grim

In the dank murky waters
the fangs crave a  treat
of tender sweet morsels 
from your tasty seat! 

So I'll leave you, dear friend
with a wise man's quote
"Oh, be careful, be sure
before leaving the boat!"

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