"Field Mouse found dead in field"
Dear friends of Cafe Marcas. A funeral will be held for our dear friend, Morris-the-Mouse at Chez Chèvre. Morris was loved by everyone at Cafe including his cousin Ryan and Cedric. Morris-the-mouse was a skilled athlete, accomplished swimmer, and an expert in the under-ground tunnels in Tam Valley. It is believed that either an orange cat known as Banjo, or a Red-Tailed-Hawk known as Phelix acted upon instinct.
God rest his whiskers.
Dead Mau 5 will be there!
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